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Phil phoned David Robson up on his phone and it starting ringing ring ring oh David Robson that was quick and said Ey up Ey up Ey up what can I do for you Phil then Phil said it's spring and David Robson said where are you going Phil and he said I'm going to my house then he walk to his front door he put his hand in his pocket of his trousers got the keys to his front door he turned it to the right to unlock his front door he opened the door he got inside of his house then walked to his bedroom then he got hold of his bed begin to lift his bed up to carry his bed outside and said this is heavy he went outside of his house he got the keys to lock it he turned it to the left to lock his front door he put his bed on the ground he climbed up onto he's bed by jumping all over his bed and Phil said to David Robson look I'm jumping because it's very springy this bed David Robson said to Phil can I have a go now Phil said yes you can David Robson starting to climb onto his bed to have a good jump just like being on a trampoline to Phil and Phil said yes it is and then David Robson said to Phil hold on a minute it isn't a trampoline it's your bed to Phil then Phil said oh yeah sorry to David Robson Phil said to David Robson go back to be a DJ for once David Robson said thank you Phil I will after another jump and David Robson was jumping around as well then David Robson said to Phil it isn't that kind of spring it's the season spring outside oh yeah you daft Phil then he said oh yeah Phil was still jumping around outside And David Robson said to Phil look what have you've done to your bed Phil then everyone said what on earth are you doing and he got onto his microphone to his amplifier and everyone said that's perfect leave it at that level and the speakers are onto the lamp post where he left them wired to the back of the amplifier he got his microphone to talk and said to everyone it's spring that why I'm jumping around and Phil said to David Robson I'm going to water the all the plants and all the flowers to help them to grow with my hose pipe by connecting it to the tap and then Phil said to David Robson what's this I'm watering so David Robson said it's Daffodils Tulips, Roses and Bluebells then Phil starting to phone the flowers up David Robson said to Phil they're Bluebells and David Robson said to Phil David Robson said hold on a minuate what on earth are you doing Phil these Bluebells are flowers I meant to say Bluebells are the qroup oh I see said Phil so Phil phoned them up and they said to Phil what do you want to hear Phil and then Phil said oh by the way I want to hear Young at Heart then Phil was dancing all over the place they said I've finished now Phil he said thank you to the Bluebells they got back to their car they said to Phil I'm going now and he said good riddance and get lost so the Bluebells said hold on a minute and Phil said what's up now the Bluebells said that wasn't very nice no it wasn't i do apologise then Phil said I'm sorry it won't ever happen again they said thank you Phil he was waving by saying to them thank you to the Bluebelles for performing Young at Heart they said you're welcome Phil and they got the keys and put it into the ignition to start the engine and the engine went like this brum brum brum brum and saying bye bye to Phil off the went in to the distance and Phil was singing Young at Heart on his way home
The End written by Darren Lee Bates for Music FM.
Phil phoned David Ronson and said Ey Ey Ey up what can i do for you Phil was very excited and David Ronson said to Phil just calm down i can't wait he told David Robson it's Summer he still excited he got everything ready to go to the beach after a good night sleep and David Robson came into Phil's bedroom and he began to say hey Phil wakey wakey rixe and shine Phil got dressed he had breakfast he went outside of his door he went through hid he locked his front door lock it to the left he got in his car start the engine and the engine went brum brum off he come goes to the beach he turned he ignition off got out of his car opened the car door from inside he got out locked his car door turned it to the left he walked to the shop to get ice-cream guess who serves him it's Daved Robson Phil said to everyone in the shop hey look who's here it's one and only David Robson everyone said hey to Daid Robson Phil said see you he off to the beach he got his bucket and spade then make a sand castle out of the sand he said oh dear i forgot the amplifier he got to his car unlock the car door turned it to the left then open the door got inside of his car put his seat belt on turned the ignition on the engine went brum brum he came to his house to plug the amplifier into the wall socket and wired the speakers where he has left them of on each lamp post David Robson said to Phil by saying why are you back then Phil said i came back to plug his am[lifer to the socket in the wall in his house he got everything sorted then he said testing 1 2 1 2 into his microphone and it was too low the volume he turned the volume up ny saying 1 2 1 2 then everyone said it's too loud Phil said good and then he went on his holidays for 3 week he washed his hair in the sink in the airport he came walk to the plane he climped in the cockpit starting the engine he came down the steps he walked to the massive engine of the plane he sat on the chair in front of the engine and David Robson said what on earth are you doing Phil said I'm drying my hair on the massive hairdryer David Robson said to Phil hey Phil it isn't a hairdryer that is the massive engine of the plane he said oh sorry i thought it was a massive hairdryer and he went on his holidays and then when he got there he phoned Madonna holiday on his mobile phone he phoned Cliff Richard Summer Holiday and Madonna started sing Holiday to Phil the Cliff Richard started to sing Summer Holiday to Phil and Phil said to them have you finished singing yet because I want to go home now and they said that's cheeky of him to say that and Phil said oh I'm very sorry to Madonna and Cliff Richard said I forgive you don't do it again Phil said no i won't they said good and they got into their car wind the window down they said bye bye to Phil and Phil was waving and he was singing Holiday and after that he was singing Summer Holiday he walked home unlocked his door he open his front door walk though he made a drink of tea or coffee into his cup he had some supper he got up walked to his bedroom got inside got undressed put he pyjamas on he pulled the covers to get inside his bed and said good night to everyone sleep tight don't let the bedbugs bite The End written by Darren Lee Bates for Music FM.
Phil phoned David Robson on his mobile ring ring ring ring Ey up Ey up Ey up it's phil everyone begin to cheer David Robson said hold on just calm down everyone it's only Phil and David Robson said what to you want Phil he said it's Autumn i'm going out for a walk of he goes he got the keys trom hid tourse pocket he put the key into the front door unlock by turning the key to the lefthe opened the front door got out lock it to the left he walked Phil noticed on the ground it was full of leafs scat everwhere he walked through the leafs it made a cruching sound David Robson said what on earth are you doing Phil said I am enjoying myself by kicking sll the leafs so Daid Robsin said to Phil why are you kicking all the leafs to make the crunching sound he fell in the feafs David Robson said I get the amply David Robson wired all the speakers where Phil left it on every lamp post normally Phil was on the microphone this time it's David Ribsin turn while Phil got lost in all the leafs David Robson pluged the amply in the wall socked in his house he pluged the microphone to the amply he said 1 2 1 2 can anyone hear me no one can hear him David Robson turned it up on fall volume the he said can anyone hear me they said yes can you turn the volume down a bit Daid Ronson said yes so he did they said that's better David Robson said hello Phil he didn't hear he said it again hello Phil he said help me I walked the he sliped on the wet leafs banged hid head on the tree trunk so David Robson said what you doing banging your head like that Phil said I fell into a hole then Phil shorted to David Robson get help phone fleetwood mac to get Phil out if this hole he climped out to say thanks to David Robson for get help Fleetwood Mac said to Phil what soung to you want me to sing to you Phil said it's hard this one they said no it isn't phii; ir's easy then Phil think for a minute he said yes Fleetwood Mac said what is it Phil he said can you sing everywhere for me they said no problem and Phil sang everywhere The End written by Darren Lee Bates for Music FM.
Phil got his mobile he scroll down to david Robson number Phil phoned David Robson his phone begaining to ring it went like this ring ring ring and Phil said where are you David Robson he picl the res up by said here I am Phil and David Robson said what can I do for you Phil and Phil said It's Winter Phil goes outside for a nice long walk and saw all the leaves blowing down from the trees accross his face where he goes and Phil went to the park to see all the swans and g he walk to near to the lake he fell right into the lake Phil phoned Daid Robile to get help so he did that Daid Robson came to the park to see if he could see Phil anywhere and he couldn't see Phil at all David Robson begain to shout Phil we are you Darvid Robson searching all over he got everyone lookung Phil said i'm here David Robson said here he is everyone got the rope threw the rope to Phil he cought it and he misses it they try again for the second time it was far aaway to cstch they said to Phil can you get it this time they try it fir the third and finel time and they threw the rope for Phil to get it Phil got the rope they pull him in snd they couldn't move Phil evrryone talked they got an idea David Robson said what they said why don'r you get a helicoptor to get Phil out of the lake they tryed they can't so they said to David robson what's next Daid Robson thinking out loud I kniw why don't we ger the boat with cow on bourd and a tank that's a good idea The End written by Darren Lee Bates for Music FM.
David Robson gave Phil his number to put in his mobile phone and then Phil took his phone out of his pocket of his trousers he opened his phone and then scrolled through his contact list and found David Robson's number in his contracts so he rang David Robson he pick the receiver up and said hello Phil said Ey up Ey up Ey up David Robson is the lockdown lifted yet so David Robson said yes it is Phil and then Phil said I'm going to drive down to all the houses with all the keys in my pocket so David Robson said what on earth are you doing Phil with all the keys in your pocket Phil told David Robson I'm going to drive down to all the houses he stopped he got out of his car he got out of his car he walked to all the doors he took all the keys out of his trousers pocket to unlock all the doors for the lockdown been lifted then Phil said I'm going to see The Lighthouse Family so David Robson said why are you going to see The Lighthouse Family to Phil he said it's because the lockdown has been lifted and Phil asked them to sing a song they said to Phil what do you want to hear Phil said I'm so excited they said calm yourself down Phil he said the lockdown has now been lifted and he was dancing like mad when they finished Phil said see you they got into their car they wind the window down they said bye bye Phil he begin to wave while they wind their wind the window up and turned the key to switched the engine on brum brum goes the engine and they went off driving into the sunset Phil walked back home to his house and he made himself a nice drink of tea and he went to bed The End written by Darren Lee Bates for Music FM.
Phil Phoned David Robson up and his phone was ringng ring ring ring ring David Robson pick he mobile up he answered by saying hello who is this please It's me Phil David Robson said you know who this is to Phil it's me David Robson and Daivd Robson said what can I do for you Phil and Phil said Ey up Ey up Ey up I just discovered that I'm going to make it snow outside by putting special clue on the ground of every street with his steam roller and when he finished he phnoned David Robson up again David Robson said what on earth are you doing Phil why are you putting snow clue on the ground in every street for Phil said I'm going to the shops to get baking flour which he has paid for with his own money and when he got home he got the baking flour in the huge container he filled the huge container with baking flour he put it up his hose pipe to sprinkle the baking flour everywhere then he decided to phone fleetwood mac to help him then the snow was sticking on the ground in every street all the people said to each other It's snowing pretty hard outside the ground is full of snow and it was sticking to the clue and Phil put all the speakers on every lamp post he fastened all the speakers to every lamp post and he wried them all up to the back of the amplifier then he plug the amplifier into the main scoket at his house on his wall then he turn it on full he plug his microphone into the amplifier he did the test at first by saying 1 2 1 2 testing 1 2 12 is anyone can hear me they said yes and Phil said oh good they can hear me now and then he was happy with the sound level he begain to say it's snowing you daft lot when everyone was walking they keep sliding all over the place and they said oh dear I'm slipping and sliding help me they said why are we all slipping and sliding to Phil and Phil said now listen up you daft lot I've already told you and you're not been listening to me they said no we didn't sorry Phil said you should been listening to me in the first place he said it again it's snowing outside they said it isn't snowing inside Phil he just laughed and laughed till the puddle on the floor where he was wetting himself The End written by Darren Lee Bates for Muaic FM.
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