When i shut the door won't meet i said don't worry i look after you door then i give it a tissue to wipe it's eyes i said to the door now meet this time when i shut the door it did i said good boy who's a good door then I start to pat the door on the window i begin to say thanks smate

 

When i shut the door it won't meet i said don't worry i look after you door then i give it a tissue to wipe it's eyes i said to the door now meet this time when i shut the door it did i said good boy who's a good door then I start to pat the door on the window i begin to say thanks smate

 

When I been in my back garden i shut the door it won't meet i said you stupid door i tried the second time won't meet i tried it again for third time it meet and I said to the door good boy door I'm very proud of you and the door spoke said you're welcome Darren

 

Phil phoned David Robson on his mobile phone it begin to ring ring ring ring ring David Robson picked the receiver by saying Ey up Ey up Ey up it's me Phil everyone begin to cheer David Robson said hold on a minute just calm down everyone it's only Phil and David Robson said what to you want Phil he said it's Autumn I'm going out for a walk off he goes he got the keys from his trouser pocket he put the key into the front door unlock by turning the key to the right he opened the front door got out lock it to the left he walked Phil noticed on the ground it was full of leaf's and it was golden brown scattered  everywhere he walked through the leaf's it made a crunching sound David Robson said what on earth are you doing Phil said I am enjoying myself by kicking all the leaf's so David Robson said Phil why are you kicking all the leaf's to make the crunching sound he fell into the leaf's David Robson said I get the amplifier David Robson wired all the speakers where Phil left them on every lamp post normally Phil was on the microphone he said help me help me I am stuck in the hole he can't get out it's David Ronson turn while Phil gets lost in all the leaf's and said help help David Robson plugged the amplifier in the wall socked in Phil's house David Robson plugged the microphone into the amplifier he said ‪1 2 1 2 can anyone hear me no one can hear him i know what to do David Robson turned it up full volume and said there you go can anyone hear me now they said yes they said to David Robson can you turn the volume down a bit David Robson said yes i can so he did that they said that's better David Robson said hello Phil he didn't hear he said it again hello Phil he said help me I walked on the slippery wet leaf's Phil banged his head on the tree trunk so David Robson said what you doing banging your head like that Phil said I fell into a hole then Phil shout to David Robson get help ok i will do he phone Fleetwood Mac to get Phil out if this hole he climbed out to say thanks to David Robson for get him out and to get help by phoning Fleetwood Mac they said to Phil what song to you want me to sing to you Phil said oh it's an hard this one they said no it isn't Phii it's easy then Phil think for a minute he said yes oh yes i know Fleetwood Mac said what is it Phil he said can you sing everywhere for me they said no problem Fleetwood Mac walked to the car open the door got in shut the door put the key into the ignition turn the engine on went brum Brum Brum Brum they wind the window down and they said see you Phil he waved they waved back they wind the window up they drove off in to the distance and The Stranglers got the sweeping brush from Phil's back garden they swept all the leaf's of golden brown into the bust pan they walked to the  wheelie bin open the lid empty the bust pan banged it on the side took it out closed the lid of the wheelie bin then The Stranglers went home Phil sang golden brown and everywhere that's your lot he doesn't know the rest to sing he got to his front door he got the key from his trouser pocket put the key in the lock he opened the front door unlock it to the right he got in lock his front door to the left the door is closed he put the kettle on he got his cup of tea he drank it he got his pyjamas on went to bed and David Robson said night night Phil don't let the bedbugs bite and Phil said where are you going now to David Robson he said I'm going home now Phil bye bye The End Written by Darren Lee Bates for Music FM

 

Phil phoned David Robson on his mobile phone it begin to ring ring ring ring ring David Robson picked the receiver by saying Ey up Ey up Ey up it's me Phil everyone begin to cheer David Robson said hold on a minute just calm down everyone it's only Phil and David Robson said what to you want Phil he said it's Autumn I'm going out for a walk off he goes he got the keys from his trousers pocket he put the key into the front door unlock by turning the key to the right he opened the front door got out lock it to the left he walked Phil noticed on the ground it was full of leaf's and it was golden brown scattered  everywhere he walked through the leaf's it made a crunching sound David Robson said what on earth are you doing Phil said I am enjoying myself by kicking all the leaf's so David Robson said Phil why are you kicking all the leaf's to make the crunching sound he fell into the leaf's David Robson said I get the amplifier David Robson wired all the speakers where Phil left them on every lamp post normally Phil was on the microphone he said help me help me I am stuck in the hole he can't get out it's David Ronson turn while Phil gets lost in all the leaf's and said help help David Robson plugged the amplifier in the wall socked in Phil's house David Robson plugged the microphone into the amplifier he said ‪1 2 1 2 can anyone hear me no one can hear him i know what to do David Robson turned it up full volume and said there you go can anyone hear me now they said yes they said to David Robson can you turn the volume down a bit David Robson said yes i can so he did that they said that's better David Robson said hello Phil he didn't hear he said it again hello Phil he said help me I walked on the slippery wet leaf's Phil banged his head on the tree trunk so David Robson said what you doing banging your head like that Phil said I fell into a hole then Phil shout to David Robson get help ok i will do he phone Fleetwood Mac to get Phil out if this hole he climbed out to say thanks to David Robson for get him out and to get help by phoning Fleetwood Mac they said to Phil what song to you want me to sing to you Phil said oh it's an hard this one they said no it isn't Phii it's easy then Phil think for a minute he said yes oh yes i know Fleetwood Mac said what is it Phil he said can you sing everywhere for me they said no problem Fleetwood Mac walked to the car open the door got in shut the door put the key into the ignition turn the engine on went Brum Brum Brum Brum they wind the window down and they said see you Phil he waved they waved back they wind the window up they drove off in to the distance and The Stranglers got the sweeping brush from Phil's back garden they swept all the leaf's of golden brown into the bust pan they walked to the  wheelie bin open the lid empty the bust pan banged it on the side took it out closed the lid of the wheelie bin then The Stranglers went home Phil sang golden brown and everywhere that's your lot he doesn't know the rest to sing he got to his front door he got the key from his trousers pocket put the key in the lock he opened the front door unlock it to the right he got in lock his front door to the left the door is closed he put the kettle on he got his cup of tea he drank it he got his pyjamas on went to bed and David Robson said night night Phil don't let the bedbugs bite and Phil said where are you going now to David Robson he said I'm going home now Phil bye bye The End Written by Darren Lee Bates for Music FM

 

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