David Robson said to Phil Ey up Ey up Ey up Darren Lee Bates is going to be an uncle Phil said to David Robson it's isn't fair I want to be an uncle and David Robson said to Phil why tho so Phil said that's charming that is Phil was upset he who is David Robson he said it's Darren Lee Bates is going to be an uncle so Phil to David Robson why you chose him put not me and David Robson said to Phil I choose Darren Lee Bates to be an uncle because we want to and David Robson what are you doing Phil so Phil said to David Robson I think I'm going to phone Billie then she being to sing Because We Want to Phil was happy so Phil said to Billie thank you for sing and Billie you're welcome Phil she went into her car and start the engine Brum Brum and Phil was waving and then he started to sing Because We Want to and started to dance The End written by Darren Lee Bates for Music FM

 

Phil rang David Robson and said Ey up Ey up Ey up Ey up Phil it's cold outside David Robson said to Phil what on earth are you doing Phil said to David Robson I just turn the cold tap on full David Robson said why did you turn the cold tap on and Phil said I am going to make the weather soo cold David Robson said oh right I see what you are doing now The End written by Darren Lee Bates for Music FM

 

Probably the sun decides oh i have had enough of Darren Lee Bates I'm going down just because he keeps waffling on and never seem to shut up

 

What transport was Phil driving can send it then can put Phil's box together shall I use Phil's box of tricks for the file name

 

Phil said to David Robson lift me up so David Robson said I can't so Phil said I think I'm going to see Gerry Halliwell

 

David Robson gave Phil his number to put in his mobile phone and then Phil took his phone out of his pocket of his trousers he opened his phone and then scrolled through his contact list and found David Robson's number in his contracts so he rang David Robson he pick the receiver up and said hello Phil said Ey up Ey up Ey up David Robson is the lockdown lifted yet so David Robson said yes it is Phil and then Phil said I'm going to drive down to all the houses with all the keys in my pocket so David Robson said what on earth are you doing Phil with all the keys in your pocket Phil told David Robson I'm going to drive down to all the houses he stopped he got out of his car he got out of his car he walked to all the doors he took all the keys out of his trousers pocket to unlock all the doors for the lockdown been lifted then Phil said I'm going to see The Lighthouse Family so David Robson said why are you going to see The Lighthouse Family to Phil he said it's because the lockdown has been lifted and Phil asked them to sing a song they said to Phil what do you want to hear Phil said I'm so excited they said calm yourself down Phil he said the lockdown has now been lifted and he was dancing like mad when they finished Phil said see you they got into their car they wind the window down they said bye bye Phil he begin to wave while they wind their wind the window up and turned the key to switched the engine on Brum Brum goes the engine and they went off driving into the sunset Phil walked back home to his house and he made himself a nice drink of tea and he went fast asleep to bed The End written by Darren Lee Bates for Music FM
 

Phil Phoned David Robson up on his phone the phone was ringng ring ring ring ring David Robson pick he mobile up he answered by saying hello who is this please It's me Phil David Robson said you know who this is to Phil it's me David Robson and Daivd Robson said what can I do for you Phil and Phil said Ey up Ey up Ey up I just discovered that I'm going to make it snow outside by putting special snow clue on the ground of every street with his steam roller and when he finished he phnoned David Robson up again David Robson said what on earth are you doing Phil why are you putting snow clue on the ground in every street for Phil said I'm going to the shop to get baking flour which he has paid for with his own money and when he got home he got the baking flour in the huge container he filled the huge container with baking flour he put it up his hose pipe to sprinkle the baking flour everywhere then he decided to phone fleetwood mac to help him then the snow was sticking on the ground in every street all the people said to each other It's snowing pretty hard outside the ground is full of snow and it was sticking to the snow clue and Phil put all the speakers on every lamp post he fastened all the speakers to every lamp post and he wried them all up to the amplifier then he plug the amplifier into the main scoket in his house on his wall then he turn it on full he plug his microphone into the amplifier he did the test at first by saying ‪1 2 1 2 testing 1 2 12 he said is anyone can hear me they said yes Phil and Phil said oh good they can hear me now and then he said that's better and Phil was happy with the sound level he begain to say it's snowing you daft lot when everyone was walking they keep sliding all over the place and they said oh dear I'm slipping and sliding help me they said why are we all slipping and sliding to Phil and Phil said now listen up you lot I've already told you and you're not been listening to me they said no we didn't sorry to Phil and phil said you should have been listening to me in the first place he said it again it's snowing outside to Phil the people said it isn't snowing inside and Phil he just laughed and laughed till the puddle is on the floor where he was wetting himself The End written by Darren Lee Bates for Muaic FM

 

He painted the ground white for frost and left the freezer door wide open to make it freezing outside he just laughed

 

Betty Botter bought a bit of butter.

 

“But,” she said, “this bit of butter’s bitter,

 

But a bit of better butter mixed with this butter might just make my bit of bitter butter better.”

 

So, Betty bought a bit of better butter to make her bitter butter better.

 

But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.

 

If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,

 

Denise sees the fleas.

 

At least Denise could sneeze

 

And feed and freeze the fleas.